My TurboTax RapFebruary 20, 2007
I read about this TurboTax contest on the Church of the Customer blog. It’s a contest where you make up a rap song about TurboTax and then make a video of yourself rapping it. Vanilla Ice is the spokesperson for the contest, and who doesn’t love Vanilla Ice?
I’m not planning on videotaping myself rapping, but I’ve decided to lay down a few rhymes to help out my homies who love to entertain but don’t have the mad skillz as writers. All y’all can feel free to use these ill rhymes to win you the dope prize & chill with my man ‘Nilla.
You ain’t Turbotaxin’?
Maaaannnn, you’d be relaxin
down there poolside wif a drink in yo hand
instead a sittin inna office with a pasty white accountant
bitin yer nails while he’s goin through a mountain
of papers that show you ain’t got no dough
What’s a deduction?
My man TurboTax don’t miss a trick
Dependents? Yeah, I got ’em, what’s it to you?
You mean they givin’ me money back for sweet Sarah Sue?
Aw, TurboTax, you saved my ass
From the IRS tryin to take my pants
And my shirt and my shoes and my undies, too
TurboTax, my brotha, I owe it all to you.
Did I tell you I had it goin’ on? I’m cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.
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